heard about a war between the blacks and the whites
i wouldn't get involved i'd rather die at the hands of a friend
got an inside line all the aryans are doomed
to spend eternity in valhalla getting laid and drinking beer
they found the skull of satan in the deserts of iran
though it didn't make the papers or the 6 o'clock report
now the bones are on display with a circus caravan
with a ticket or a token you can see em for yourself
and cat's out sleeping with sunny
though they tell their friends they're just friends
cat's a funny kind of girl
she says how do these rumors get started and how do we make em end
there's a brand new wonder drug
it cures anxiety disorders
side effects are uncommon
they include nausea and cramps
women expecting children shouldn't take this drug
as if women expecting children had anxiety disorders
right now a statue is bleeding in a south american church
and they're all falling on their knees
and they're all acting real good
but somewhere someone's killing someone over something in a book
and it never seems so simple once you're actively involved
meanwhile cat's out sleepin with sunny
what are ya doin
she says she's ready for the rumors to end
poor sunny feels starved for affection
man i don't want to get involved
i'd rather die at the hands of a friend
nah i don't wanna get involved
i'd rather die at the hands of a friend